my friend found a HQ full version of Blumenkranz so I figured I’d share it with all of you (◡‿◡✿)
- Senjougahara: Hello to all you people over the age of 18. I'm high schooler of marriageable age, Senjougahara Hitagi.
- Hanekawa: Don't say that, it's a little bit too true to be funny.
- Senjougahara: The fact that I’m a high schooler of marriageable age isn’t incorrect though, right?
- Senjogahara: Hello, I’m husband hunter Senjougahara Hitagi, currently taking applications to find a wonderful groom.
- Hanekawa: What happened to Araragi-kun?
- Senjougahara: Who would want to marry him after watching this anime? To everyone watching: the fact that you’re listening to the commentary means you must have finished at least the second episode. Surely this man who jumps from woman to woman like some migratory bird could never get married, don’t you think?
Don’t watch sports anime. They will make you want to play 10 different sports all at the same time, but you suck at the sports and aren’t even in high school anymore.